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My new friend speech recognition software

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Hello my name is Alfred. I have been writing online for a very long time. I have been writing for so long that now my hands hurt if I type too long. Today I decided to look into speech recognition software. I am so glad that I did. I have created this document using the new vista speech recognition software and I am happy to report that it works even better than expected.

Everyone has an opinion on Microsoft software but I must be honest to tell you that I’m impressed with how well the speech application works. I look forward to using this new speech recognition software to conduct more of my writing business so that I can spare my hands the cramps and endless pain of typing with my fingers. It looks like I will be speaking to my computer more often.

For those of you who have Microsoft vista I suggest you take a look at just how easy it is to set up this intuitive software simplify your online life as well. If I could just get this thing to write HTML code my life would be so much easier offer now have to take the fact that it’ll crank out a couple hundred words in under a minute.

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Feds arrest the wrong man for posting Guns and Roses tunes

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

The Feds arrested a blogger who posted some songs from the soon to be released new album by Axl Rose and his newly formed Guns and Roses band. It is my opinion that the real crime commited was by Axl Rose for fucking up the baddest band in the history of music.

I think Axl should be arrested for putting out crap like this new Chinese Demoicracy album and calling it a Guns and Roses album. He should be ashamed at the very least if not put behind bars for wrecking one of the best groups in rock and roll and then taking 15 years to spit out a useless album of such garbage.

Yes, I have heard the album. I was able to download the zip file on Rapidshare and I have the songs on my Zune. It’s shit and Axl probably had the kid arrested just so no one would hear this thing. I think he named it Chinese Democracy because he knows that just like this album will ever have a chance at success neither will Democracy in China.

Now this poor kid faces the Federales for posting some crap mp3 files on his blog because the music industry feels they will lose millions of our hard earned bucks on this steaming pile of crizap. I think they realize the album is junk and they want to make a big stink out of this kids actions so they can blame it on him when the album finally is released and it bombs like democracy in China did.

Maybe we should help the guy out and click some ads on his blog or something?

Feds arrest man accused of posting unreleased Guns N’ Roses songs* | Technology | Los Angeles Times

How he got his hands on the goods, we don’t yet know. But today, police visited the home of a Culver City man and arrested him on suspicion of violating federal copyright law by posting nine previously unreleased Guns N’ Roses songs on a website, Scott Glover reports in this L.A. Times story.

In June, the nine songs, from the band’s upcoming album “Chinese Democracy,” ended up on the website Antiquiet, which drew the attention of the feds. The site received so much traffic that it crashed.

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Bigfoot got away with it

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Looks like Bigfoot was a hoax. It’s a rubber suit in the freezer and the cops are looking for the jokers who committed fraud.

Why use Bigfoot as an internet hoax? Don’t we have enough jokes and scams on the internet?

I hope they catch the crook and he is 8 foot tall, hairy as a henderson and smells like a skunk!

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