Why I think the online Bigfoot claims are true

Chris Matyszcyk from Cnet news believes that the Bigfoot press conference recently held in Palo Alto California by some hunters who claim to have found Sasquatch in the woods of Northern Georgia is real and so do I. I think these guys just may have found what they were looking for. I realize how hoaxy it may seem but I find it hard to believe they would put themselves out there like this if it were in fact a fake.

Who wants to be famous for being an idiot that tricked the internet? Do any of us really think these guys want to bew known as the Georgia hicks who lied to the world about a Bigfoot carcass? Would one of the leading Bigfoot researchers, a man who has spent 30 years looking for Bigfoot, risk his lifes work on a fake? Well he already did once before it seems but he apologized for that one but this time around the man and his fake Bigfoot are going in for DNA testing at some of the leading research labs in California and they promise to reveal more evidence after they autopsy the body.

Lots of people have said this can’t be real but thats pretty much like saying we can’t be real either. Why can’t another hominid exist? Because we never see them or because we are so special in this world of ours?

I think its real and I hope it blows the doors off of Religion and those of you who think we have been here for about 2008 years now!

Here is a video response to the Christian the Lion video called Bigfoot in the Redwoods that is the funniest things I have seen on YouTube in a long time.

Bigfoot in the Redwoods (in HQ)

Why the online Bigfoot claims are true | Technically Incorrect - CNET News.com

When you are being constantly stalked, you have to take reasonable evasive action. And who better than your brother to help you in such a situation? However, there are other facts that suggest Mr. Dyer and Mr. Whitton will, tomorrow, stun the world:

1. Their press conference is being held in Palo Alto. No one who is not in full possession of unimpeachable facts would ever dare venture to Palo Alto to be scrutinized. Palo Alto is the home of some of the finest faculties in the world, and only someone who had long ago lost his faculties of reasoning and personal safety would agree to speak there without full confidence in his evidence. Would you talk fake DNA in a place surrounded by weird scientists and DNA labs? Neither would I.

2. It is one of life’s great lessons that if you persevere, you will reach your goal. Mr. Dyer and Mr. Whitton are not casual hunters who happened to come across a huge hairy body that would take ten men to drag through the forest. No, these are men who have dedicated themselves to the pursuit of this 7 feet, 7 inches tall, 500 pound menace. I mean, this thing is taller than Yao Ming. It is ten Yao Mings across. At least. When you make such a vast entity your life’s pursuit, then your wish will often be granted. It is the same attitude with which Sir Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin and Simon Cowell discovered Il Divo.

3. Bigfoot was found in Georgia. This, for me, is the clincher. All those dreadful science fiction novels, movies and strange, bearded commentators have always said that Bigfoot’s beat was the Pacific Northwest. How can this be anything other than nonsense? Georgia brought us the brutal killing and, er, other stuff, of Deliverance. The Pacific Northwest brought us Sleepless In Seattle. Georgia brought us Michael Vick and dogfighting. The Pacific Northwest brought us Woodland Park Zoo, 92 acres of fun for all the family. Georgia is home to CNN. The Pacific Northwest doesn’t even have a regional office of the Food Network. (Atlanta, naturally, does.)

I firmly believe that at noon tomorrow, in the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto, history will be made.

And all the Teetering Thomases who once believed there was no such thing as the Loch Ness Monster or Darth Vader, will be shown up for the total fools they are.

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